February 8, 2019

My daughter bought me a “hatching unicorn” because she knew I’d like it. And she’s awesome. Plus, she gave me a unicorn ornament from Target a couple of years ago and the dog ate it. I was very sad. Never trust a quiet puppy. Anyway, I learned how to do time lapse on my camera…

July 26, 2017

My darling children enjoy torturing me. Mind you, they are all legally adults, so this is the kind of torture my kids like to exact for all the green vegetable I made them consume in their early years. My son announced he and his oldest sister would be getting matching tattoos. Is this a parenting…