I’m older. I write romance. I even write sex scenes that are probably physically impossible. Truthfully, I’m coming up on my 25th anniversary and I can say there are many things we tried in our twenties that arthritic hips and bad knees make uncomfortable, if not downright dangerous. Sex against a wall? Yeah, I’m 5’10”, that…
I recently came across pix of Walmartians with an interesting theme – there was butt crack, bathing suits, and transvestites. Now, I’m completely aware that we all have unfortunate wardrobe malfunctions, thus explaining the butt crack. The bathing suits — maybe they just needed something before heading to the beach. I mean, I’ve seen folks dressed like…
I’m not even sure how I found the website, but it’s real. Indiana University researched women’s orgasms, specifically what works and what doesn’t and compiled the data for you. For a low one-time fee of $39.00 you too can become the sex-god or goddess you’ve always wanted to be. They interviewed 2000 women and compiled…
I stood this morning in my kitchen, barefoot, robe on, eyes barely open, my body moving on autopilot. My son came in and greeted me and I stood, holding the glass cabinet door open staring at wine glasses. My feeble brain was unable to comprehend what my next move should be. I stood, frozen in…
Perhaps the Ukrainians can rest now that Putin is seeking to take on the North Pole. He’s told the United Nations that the Russian Federation has the right to exert economic control over half a million square miles of the Artic Ocean, including Santa’s North Pole. WTF? Dude, you are SO on Santa’s naughty list……
This WTF Wednesday I feel incredibly snarky and judgmental and it’s meant to be humorous. I am not a fashion goddess, considering most of my clothes come from Target and Marshalls, but on the other hand I’m allowed an opinion. What started this post was when I spent a week in San Diego this summer and…
My author bio mentions that I write from a laptop in the laundry room, but it feels like a tropical island. Honestly, it’s the only place the kids won’t bother me… This video made me laugh my butt off. They have several similar ones, but the “laundry room” spoke to me.
Spam… WTF? right? This is my first foray into blogs/websites and so I dutifully await messages from people – which is extremely rare. But that’s ok, it’s not like I’m needy or anything… Anyway, what do I get? Messages like this: Hi there, after reading this awesome post i am also cheerful to share my…
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